I stabbed Santa Clause because I have AMAZING boobs.
i killed a bowl of cereal because i’m gay.
I ate out a homeless guy becos i’m sexy as hell.
LOL EWHHH!
I ran naked with a jar of honey because I’m sexy as hell. HAHHA
I ran naked with a stripper because im a pimp and you’re jealous. HAH hella makes sense
I stabbed an orange because I’m beautiful.. LOL!! wow
(via ihaskidgloves)
so apparently i banged a lesbian because i love marijuana…. righttt lol…
I KILLED A LESBIAN BECAUSE IM A PIMP AND YOURE JEALOUS. boss haha
